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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://articles.mercola.com/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Most Hilarious Bill Gates Video Ever</title><link>http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2008/01/29/most-hilarious-bill-gates-video-ever.aspx</link><description>This video from Bill Gates’ 2008 Consumer Electronics Show (CES) keynote address -- his last for the foreseeable future -- is hilarious! Now that he’s essentially retiring from active work at Microsoft, this video portrays some things he might do with</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2008.5 SP1 (Build: 31106.3070)</generator><item><title>re: Most Hilarious Bill Gates Video Ever</title><link>http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2008/01/29/most-hilarious-bill-gates-video-ever.aspx#30397</link><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 19:09:29 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">24451277-a5aa-4add-96dc-64081bfd86fa:30397</guid><dc:creator>ppan90</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;I didn't think it was that funny... i actualy thought i was kinda sad.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://articles.mercola.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=30397" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Most Hilarious Bill Gates Video Ever</title><link>http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2008/01/29/most-hilarious-bill-gates-video-ever.aspx#30396</link><pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 21:26:35 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">24451277-a5aa-4add-96dc-64081bfd86fa:30396</guid><dc:creator>Beary Tru</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;I agree with several people here about the scariness of Bill Gates. &amp;nbsp;Dr. Mercola, What are you thinking? (Ps. definitely not funny.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://articles.mercola.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=30396" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Most Hilarious Bill Gates Video Ever</title><link>http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2008/01/29/most-hilarious-bill-gates-video-ever.aspx#30395</link><pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 03:16:05 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">24451277-a5aa-4add-96dc-64081bfd86fa:30395</guid><dc:creator>elmjcil</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt; &amp;nbsp;WEll, that certainly was a waste of time. &amp;nbsp;I kept waiting for the funny part. &amp;nbsp;And waiting , and waiting.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &amp;nbsp;I also read the article on Gates and Monsanto. &amp;nbsp;Doomsday seeds. &amp;nbsp;They didn't explain who was doomed but I would bet it is not them. &amp;nbsp;Irony would have them go back to the site only to discover that a polar bear had broke into it and used the seeds for fishing. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; Bill Gates also did Steve Jobs dirty too. &amp;nbsp;What a waste of a human being.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://articles.mercola.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=30395" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Most Hilarious Bill Gates Video Ever</title><link>http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2008/01/29/most-hilarious-bill-gates-video-ever.aspx#30393</link><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 22:07:04 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">24451277-a5aa-4add-96dc-64081bfd86fa:30393</guid><dc:creator>erniem1970</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;You know I have been an advocate for Microsoft since the beginning. I have tried all other operating systems and free programs and nothing compares with Windows. Most of what people say about Bill Gates is highly exaggerated, ludicrous, judgmental and sickening. If you want to know the truth, I was in college with Bill Gates so I think I can speak above and beyond what I know about him and Melinda. No one on this earth INCLUDING YOU is perfect. The first personal computer was from Apple and Steve Jobs was worse and overworked his employees. When Windows came out, it revolutionalized the computer operating system industry. Most people who blame him are either jealous, envious or like to hate. You know what else, Bill and his family believes in natural health and vitamins as well. One other thing about global warming, no one has proven yet it is a scam. People just do not want to accept the truth that it is an inconvenience to their lives to accept changes are necessary to help the environment we live in. Global warming and its effects are also connected to why the weather has changed so dramatically and the fact that diseases like colds and simple viruses are easier to catch as well. Also, I have movies I took myself from up north when I went on an expedition and they clearly show the melting is definitely there and anyone can go see for themselves! Also there is conspiracy as well out there even to the naked eye but it is much more than you may realize. So before people make quick judgments about anyone, let's go sit with someone like Bill Gates and his family and see for yourself! This video was made because Bill endorsed it to show that he liked humour and is not ashamed to take hits and that he accepts himself. I don't see him making commericals against Apple like Apple does against Microsoft either, and clearly if it was not for Bill Gates, Apple would not even be allowed to exist, even though their products are proven inferior even the ipods to Microsoft&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://articles.mercola.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=30393" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Most Hilarious Bill Gates Video Ever</title><link>http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2008/01/29/most-hilarious-bill-gates-video-ever.aspx#30392</link><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 18:31:37 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">24451277-a5aa-4add-96dc-64081bfd86fa:30392</guid><dc:creator>human freedom</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;If this (GATES) ITEM MADE YOU LAUGH AND THIS REDUCED STRESS AND HELPED YOU IN A HAPPY MODE-- THATS GOOD. i, PERSONALLY PREFER HE SUPPORTS NATURAL HEALTH HEALING AS MOST OF US AND MR. MERCOLA DO.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://articles.mercola.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=30392" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Most Hilarious Bill Gates Video Ever</title><link>http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2008/01/29/most-hilarious-bill-gates-video-ever.aspx#30391</link><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 18:01:58 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">24451277-a5aa-4add-96dc-64081bfd86fa:30391</guid><dc:creator>rehtaeh</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;As we all know, negativity adversely affects our health.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Live, love, laugh or discard the emotion.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Gates isn't perfect, but HAS made many humanitarian donations (personal views aside, it's undeniable).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And for MAC fanatics like me, Gates helped Jobs financially with Apple's major comeback.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Blessed be, I love my Mac(s).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Have a great day, it's the only kind you can.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Heather :)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://articles.mercola.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=30391" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Most Hilarious Bill Gates Video Ever</title><link>http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2008/01/29/most-hilarious-bill-gates-video-ever.aspx#30390</link><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 05:14:40 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">24451277-a5aa-4add-96dc-64081bfd86fa:30390</guid><dc:creator>hilly7</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Bill Gates, head eugeneticist. Sorry, the man is beating Hitler for genocide.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://articles.mercola.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=30390" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Most Hilarious Bill Gates Video Ever</title><link>http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2008/01/29/most-hilarious-bill-gates-video-ever.aspx#30388</link><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 04:15:33 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">24451277-a5aa-4add-96dc-64081bfd86fa:30388</guid><dc:creator>Mr. Display Name</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Bill Gates' dad was into population control. &amp;nbsp;Bill has picked up where he left off. &amp;nbsp;Injecting the third world with AIDS. &amp;nbsp;Nice job Bill!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://articles.mercola.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=30388" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Most Hilarious Bill Gates Video Ever</title><link>http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2008/01/29/most-hilarious-bill-gates-video-ever.aspx#30387</link><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:21:08 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">24451277-a5aa-4add-96dc-64081bfd86fa:30387</guid><dc:creator>jimmieannalove</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_new" href="http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=va&amp;amp;aid=7529"&gt;www.globalresearch.ca/index.php&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Maybe this was mentioned, but even if it was, should be repeated. Read this above article and see how funny you find Bill Gates. Whenever anyone links up with Monsanto I begin to look hard at them The idea of Bill Gates and Monsanto spending millions on a hidden seed vault? What? Doomsday Seed Vault is what it is called, the doomsday came when Monsanto and other chemical companies began to contaminating the planet. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;one little quote from this article&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;It is no accident that the Rockefeller and Gates foundations are teaming up to push a GMO-style Green Revolution in Africa at the same time they are quietly financing the ‘doomsday seed vault’ on Svalbard. The GMO agribusiness giants are up to their ears in the Svalbard project.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;read the article!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://articles.mercola.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=30387" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Most Hilarious Bill Gates Video Ever</title><link>http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2008/01/29/most-hilarious-bill-gates-video-ever.aspx#30386</link><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 00:26:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">24451277-a5aa-4add-96dc-64081bfd86fa:30386</guid><dc:creator>cherylsauvey</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;I think he should consider either of the following:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A- becoming a partner with Trump and open a hair salon called: &amp;quot;Gates &amp;amp; Trumps's Classy Comb-overs&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;B- A Carpet Business &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;(still w. Trump) &amp;nbsp; called: &amp;quot;rugsRus&amp;quot; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OR&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;C- Create &amp;nbsp;an extreme home work-out viedo series. . . w. Tony Horton !&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://articles.mercola.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=30386" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Most Hilarious Bill Gates Video Ever</title><link>http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2008/01/29/most-hilarious-bill-gates-video-ever.aspx#30385</link><pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:25:32 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">24451277-a5aa-4add-96dc-64081bfd86fa:30385</guid><dc:creator>paulbob123</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;I'm glad I took the time to read the comments. &amp;nbsp;I was wondering if I was abnormal because I didn't laugh at all. &amp;nbsp;However, I did smirk once.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://articles.mercola.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=30385" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Most Hilarious Bill Gates Video Ever</title><link>http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2008/01/29/most-hilarious-bill-gates-video-ever.aspx#30384</link><pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:04:22 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">24451277-a5aa-4add-96dc-64081bfd86fa:30384</guid><dc:creator>JW_203</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;I never can get any of these videos to work. &amp;nbsp;They always come up with a broken link or something. &amp;nbsp;:-(&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://articles.mercola.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=30384" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Most Hilarious Bill Gates Video Ever</title><link>http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2008/01/29/most-hilarious-bill-gates-video-ever.aspx#30382</link><pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:15:25 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">24451277-a5aa-4add-96dc-64081bfd86fa:30382</guid><dc:creator>elcid</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;It's amazing that he would even play with the thought of running on the Democrat ticket. These are the same big government elitists that tried to dismantle his company. Well they are (in truth) the party of the rich, ruling class who arrogantly disdain the founding fathers concept of freedom: limited government, no income tax, life(not abortion), liberty(not regulation) and the pursuit of happiness(private property). &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://articles.mercola.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=30382" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Most Hilarious Bill Gates Video Ever</title><link>http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2008/01/29/most-hilarious-bill-gates-video-ever.aspx#30381</link><pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:03:41 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">24451277-a5aa-4add-96dc-64081bfd86fa:30381</guid><dc:creator>weshine4Him_3</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;OK I didn't think this was that funny either but this is. Thumbs up for my MAC too. I would never give it up &amp;nbsp; Enjoy &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_new" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NoGbLI3ePA"&gt;www.youtube.com/watch&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://articles.mercola.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=30381" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Most Hilarious Bill Gates Video Ever</title><link>http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2008/01/29/most-hilarious-bill-gates-video-ever.aspx#30380</link><pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 18:21:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">24451277-a5aa-4add-96dc-64081bfd86fa:30380</guid><dc:creator>sully</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Gates is the snake oil salesman that foisted the most egregiously flawed technical chapter to our lives, and the gullible American public bought into it. I worked for &amp;nbsp;several mainframe computer companies as a programmer/analyst in my lifetime. If we would have delivered software as unreliable as Microsofts we would have been out of business in 6 months. Now they are charging us extra money for security software to keep their system WORKING. All their lawsuits are settled by throwing &amp;nbsp;a few pennies to users, which are not worth applying for. They truly understand &amp;quot;DIVIDE AND CONQUER&amp;quot;.&lt;/p&gt;
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