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Most Hilarious Bill Gates Video Ever

CESThis video from Bill Gates’ 2008 Consumer Electronics Show (CES) keynote address -- his last for the foreseeable future -- is hilarious! Now that he’s essentially retiring from active work at Microsoft, this video portrays some things he might do with his future career.

I attended this year’s CES, and, of course with my love of technology I felt like a kid in a candy store. I saw some amazing new gadgets.

Without a doubt, though, this was the funniest video at the event. It was great to see one of the wealthiest men in the world be so open to self-deprecating humor.

Warning!

This is one of the funniest videos I have seen in a long while. If you are at work don’t watch this video; it is NSFW (not safe for work) because you will laugh out loud and disturb your co-workers.
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mama bear
[ Joined on 06/06 ] [ Posted on January 29, 2008 ]
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I think the scariest thing about Bill and Melinda Gates is the way that their foundation promotes VACCINES.

mamabear

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Mercola
  
lively*
[ Joined on 12/06 ]  [ Posted on January 30, 2008]
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  Mercola

mama bear,

There's more. Bill Gates is a major player in the Global Warming scam:

aftermathnews.wordpress.com/.../australian-pm-sets-forth-plan-for-a-new-world-order

   “It would seem that men and women need a common motivation, namely a common adversary, to organize and act together in the vacuum such as motivation seemed to have ceased to exist or have yet to be found. The need for enemies seems to be a common historical factor…

   Bring the divided nation together to face an outside enemy, either a real one or else one INVENTED for the purpose…

   Democracy will be made to seem responsible for the lagging economy, the scarcity and uncertainties. The very concept of democracy could then be brought into question and allow for the seizure of power.

   In searching for a new enemy to unite us, we came up with the idea that pollution, the threat of global warming, water shortages, famine and the like would fit the bill. The real enemy [of the elites and their minions] then is humanity itself.”

   - “The First Global Revolution” (1991) published by the Club of Rome. Members of the Club of Rome include: Al Gore, Jimmy Carter, Bill Gates, George Soros and author of the Kyoto Protocols Maurice Strong."

Oh, who's Maurice Strong? He's the guy who quipped that by the time they get finished we'll wish we had the rights of a tree. They're not fooling around.

  
  
mjnelson2006
[ Joined on 11/06 ] [ Posted on January 29, 2008 ]
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The words "Bill Gates" and "hilarious" do not go together.

Talk about a full-blown oxymoron.

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Aman
[ Joined on 08/06 ] [ Posted on January 29, 2008 ]
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What's Joe thinking here. Actually I think Gates could be the Anti Christ! For starters he stood on the shoulders of academic giants and under the advice of his blood sucking attorney father, aquired the DOS, later patented as MSDOS. I believe he paid some professor at Berkley about $35,000! Because of computer's unregulated limits insofar as porn, gambling, crime, and "Big Brother" the once safe and private world we use to know, is fast becoming our demise! I understand Microsoft just applied for a patent that involves softeware that can measure the productivity of an employee. AND! without the individual wearing any kind of a transmitter. Now you tell me, is Gates not an evil person.  

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LeeP
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  Mercola

Wow, that's a bit strong.  Every business, big or small, might make a positive or negative contribution to society.  BP, Intel, Apple, etc. all might fit into the negative side of life.  Gates and his foundation also do quite a bit of good.  Being human, I think we all have our share of mistakes...

Mercola
  
isaiah427min
[ Joined on 01/08 ]  [ Posted on January 29, 2008]
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Aman,

I totally agree with you on most counts here. The man only does the absolute minimum required, but only in front of the camera.  What happens off camera should scare most of us. They have taken it off the air, but there was a website showing that Gates gives a large sum of money to both planned parenthood and to ACLU. Let me confirm the rumor about the productivity watching software. It is a real thing and coming soon to a computer near you.

That is among the reasons that my family and I run www.ubuntu.com as our operating system.

  
  
Russ Bianchi
[ Joined on 09/06 ] [ Posted on January 14, 2008 ]
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For comparison, check out IRACK on www.youtube.com

;-)

Uncle Russ
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Mercola
  
EQ
[ Joined on 03/07 ]  [ Posted on January 15, 2008]
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  Mercola
I've seen this too.  Very funny.
Mercola
  
sdianned
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  Mercola

The Bill Gates video made me upset, especially hearing all the minions laughing their faces off in the background.

Thanks for the iRACK suggestion. VERY hilarious.

  
  
mangomer
[ Joined on 12/07 ] [ Posted on January 29, 2008 ]
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This is NOT funny at all.  Nothing spontaneous, not even a good script.  Pathetic at best.

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Conscious Evolution
[ Joined on 11/07 ] [ Posted on January 29, 2008 ]
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Okay, first of all, this movie did not get one laugh out of me!  I am a very humerous fellow... Mercola?  I still love you, despite your hrrrmmmm sense of humor!  

Let's face it, Bill Gates is a theif and a liar... also if you really want to go deep into the pits of his sin go to India.  Bill Gates sends off his companies old computer parts to be processed by slave labor in India.  The toxic conditions in this processing site are sooooooo TOXIC that, from what I have studied, killed over 1 million Indians so far!  All this to save a few million every year...  But hey, whats a few indians in a Country of almost 1 billion right?  

Did anyone say Bill Gates partents were into population control?  I can see where that led to!  :)  Would not surpise me if Bill Gates was in League with the Federal Reserve Demonic Cabal!

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mick-marie
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  Mercola

I heard that Bill Gates is a Bilderberger and definately into

population control. That's why he promotes vaccines. He Knows that

vaccines kill people and that the one that's supposed to prevent

cervical cancer causes infertility...his motto (if this is true

about him) is kill the children with vaccines and prevent new ones

from being born. This is the agenda of the Bilderberg Group.

  
  
nanciesweb
[ Joined on 06/06 ] [ Posted on January 15, 2008 ]
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ROFL!

A geek, just like my husband
( and me)

$7.00 for a hair cut?!  Why pay at all when you can use Electric Clippers (or in my case, not cut at all).
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Mercola
  
lively
[ Joined on 12/06 ]  [ Posted on January 16, 2008]
       
   
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  Mercola

nanciesweb,


Surely you and your husband are not like this “geek”. His wealthy parents were into depopulation, big time. And look at what he's up to!

Interestingly, Frederick T. Gates, old John D. Rockefeller's right-hand man, helped rehabilitate John D's image by setting up the “philanthropic” foundations and research institutes promoting eugenics and so forth.


Scroll down this page

http://aftermathnews.wordpress.com/category/depopulation/

for the cautious article:

The victims of Gates Foundation generosity


Further down are links to articles on AIDS and depopulation. Sadly, most support the HIV=AIDS myth. A bio-weapon doesn't have to be developed in a laboratory. It can be created at a news conference.

Mercola
  
Birdlady
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  Mercola

Lively you are absolutely correct. Gates might be a genius of sorts, however he is using his knowledge to do evil.

Mercola
  
lively*
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  Mercola

Islander and everyone who tried that link, sorry.

Please try this one:

aftermathnews.wordpress.com/.../the-victims-of-gates-foundation-generosity

Amazing how people don't recognize a wolf when they see one.

Mercola
  
Julia Owens
[ Joined on 12/06 ]  [ Posted on January 30, 2008]
       
   
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  Mercola

My husband wants to get a flobee!

  
  
Seadog
[ Joined on 08/07 ] [ Posted on January 29, 2008 ]
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I got way more laughs out of the comments!!!