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Most Hilarious Bill Gates Video Ever


CESThis video from Bill Gates’ 2008 Consumer Electronics Show (CES) keynote address -- his last for the foreseeable future -- is hilarious! Now that he’s essentially retiring from active work at Microsoft, this video portrays some things he might do with his future career.

I attended this year’s CES, and, of course with my love of technology I felt like a kid in a candy store. I saw some amazing new gadgets.

Without a doubt, though, this was the funniest video at the event. It was great to see one of the wealthiest men in the world be so open to self-deprecating humor.

Warning!

This is one of the funniest videos I have seen in a long while. If you are at work don’t watch this video; it is NSFW (not safe for work) because you will laugh out loud and disturb your co-workers.

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Posted On Jan 29, 2008

I think the scariest thing about Bill and Melinda Gates is the way that their foundation promotes VACCINES.

mamabear


 
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Posted On Jan 30, 2008

mama bear,

There's more. Bill Gates is a major player in the Global Warming scam:

aftermathnews.wordpress.com/.../australian-pm-sets-forth-plan-for-a-new-world-order

   “It would seem that men and women need a common motivation, namely a common adversary, to organize and act together in the vacuum such as motivation seemed to have ceased to exist or have yet to be found. The need for enemies seems to be a common historical factor…

   Bring the divided nation together to face an outside enemy, either a real one or else one INVENTED for the purpose…

   Democracy will be made to seem responsible for the lagging economy, the scarcity and uncertainties. The very concept of democracy could then be brought into question and allow for the seizure of power.

   In searching for a new enemy to unite us, we came up with the idea that pollution, the threat of global warming, water shortages, famine and the like would fit the bill. The real enemy [of the elites and their minions] then is humanity itself.”

   - “The First Global Revolution” (1991) published by the Club of Rome. Members of the Club of Rome include: Al Gore, Jimmy Carter, Bill Gates, George Soros and author of the Kyoto Protocols Maurice Strong."

Oh, who's Maurice Strong? He's the guy who quipped that by the time they get finished we'll wish we had the rights of a tree. They're not fooling around.


 
 
 
Posted On Jan 29, 2008

The words "Bill Gates" and "hilarious" do not go together.

Talk about a full-blown oxymoron.


 
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Posted On Jan 14, 2008
For comparison, check out IRACK on www.youtube.com

;-)

Uncle Russ

 
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Posted On Jan 15, 2008
I've seen this too.  Very funny.


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Posted On Jan 29, 2008

The Bill Gates video made me upset, especially hearing all the minions laughing their faces off in the background.

Thanks for the iRACK suggestion. VERY hilarious.


 
 
 
Posted On Jan 29, 2008

What's Joe thinking here. Actually I think Gates could be the Anti Christ! For starters he stood on the shoulders of academic giants and under the advice of his blood sucking attorney father, aquired the DOS, later patented as MSDOS. I believe he paid some professor at Berkley about $35,000! Because of computer's unregulated limits insofar as porn, gambling, crime, and "Big Brother" the once safe and private world we use to know, is fast becoming our demise! I understand Microsoft just applied for a patent that involves softeware that can measure the productivity of an employee. AND! without the individual wearing any kind of a transmitter. Now you tell me, is Gates not an evil person.  


 
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Posted On Jan 29, 2008

Wow, that's a bit strong.  Every business, big or small, might make a positive or negative contribution to society.  BP, Intel, Apple, etc. all might fit into the negative side of life.  Gates and his foundation also do quite a bit of good.  Being human, I think we all have our share of mistakes...



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Posted On Jan 29, 2008

Aman,

I totally agree with you on most counts here. The man only does the absolute minimum required, but only in front of the camera.  What happens off camera should scare most of us. They have taken it off the air, but there was a website showing that Gates gives a large sum of money to both planned parenthood and to ACLU. Let me confirm the rumor about the productivity watching software. It is a real thing and coming soon to a computer near you.

That is among the reasons that my family and I run www.ubuntu.com as our operating system.


 
 
 
Posted On Jan 29, 2008

This is NOT funny at all.  Nothing spontaneous, not even a good script.  Pathetic at best.


 
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