Use Google to Find Out Just How Funny and Sick Our Culture Is
March 07 2009
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If you want to find out just how strange people really are, go to Google.com, enter an innocuous phrase, and look at dropdowns listing previous common searches from other people. Here’s what you might find:
• 5,310,000 pages from people asking or answering: How to get pregnant
• 841,000: I have a large cat in my pants
• 3,160,000: Why do I fart so much
• 680,000: Why do I have green poop
• 456,000: Why do men have nipples
• 42,300: Why Luke Skywalker is an idiot
• Almost 800,000,000: Who do I vote for
• 783,000: I have one testicle
• 320,000: I have three testicles
• 338,000: I have a big bag of crabs here
• 1,060,000: Sex is for making babies and revenge
Most people use only about
3 percent of the available power of Google, and looking up other people’s weird search terms is just one example. For more tips on how to make the most of this awesome search engine, browse through the Related Articles below.